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Humorous Wedding Roast by a Friend of the Groom

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen ? I'd like to start by saying that what a genuine honor it is to be part of Norman's wedding. I appreciate that I am just one of many equally suitable close friends that he could well have chosen. But I know he looks upon me as the older brother he never had, and I look on him as the younger brother I never wanted.

So here I stand with this great opportunity to reveal to all, Norman?s past misdemeanors. So I could trot out the usual stories; like when he woke up in a football field wearing a red thong and swimming goggles. But instead, I?ve decided to use this time to talk of Norman?s achievements, so you needn?t worry, we?re almost at the end of the speech.

Without doubt his greatest achievement is marrying Janet, who looks absolutely stunning today. You?ve done extremely well Norman, you?ve f... [to view the full essay now, purchase below]

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