Groom's Wedding Speech - Humorous, but Not Offensive :: groom wedding speech humorous offensive ladies gentlemen you witness unique event history very first last time wife going let speak behalf both privilege honor hope soon married life dont down today far beyond wildest dreams child dreaming never dared imagine would end marrying someone intelligent witty popular gorgeous altogether fantastic Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches Groom's Wedding Speech

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Groom's Wedding Speech - Humorous, but Not Offensive

Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a unique event in history - the very first and last time that my wife is going to let me speak on behalf of both of us. It is a privilege and an honor to do so. I just hope that, so soon into our married life, I don't let her down.

Today has so far been a day beyond my wildest dreams. As a child, dreaming of my wedding day, I never dared imagine that I would end up marrying someone so intelligent, so witty, so popular, so gorgeous, and so altogether fantastic... (To his wife) Is this O.K. so far?

Ladies and gentlemen, it is apparently my job to do all the thankyous. The first and biggest thankyou is to all of you. Thank you all for choosing to share today with us. We are delighted and touched to see so many of you here. And thank you, of course, for all the wonderful gifts.

The father of the bride, on the other hand, who is picking up the bill for dinner, is completely distraught. When he saw the guest list with addresses in Ireland, Egypt, the U.S.A., Scotland, as well... [to view the full essay now, purchase below]

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